Desktop Hetty Vacuum Cleaner
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Ooh Hetty. The cat's done a whoopsie on the floor. That's not us speaking, clearly, but the voice of a 70s telly impersonator doing the voice of Frank Spencer. But with Hetty (not Betty) around, one need never fear whoopsies, whatsits and thingummies on the floor ever again. Or crushed Wotsits, paperclips, toenail clippings, or any of the other detritus making up the bottom-layer of modern life. For Hetty is the miniaturised pink Civil Partner of Henry the ever-faithful vacuum cleaner. Beloved of builders and students alike, this ultra practical device has graced myriad building sites and doss-houses for decades. Now it can grace yours. Hetty is a touch more feminine than her red opposite number, but no less capable. With sturdy battery (rather than USB) power, she's the go-anywhere, suck-anything desktop gadget that will keep your workspace neat, tidy and ready for action. And what's more she's pink. Very pink. Unquestionably and incontrovertibly pink. As a scale model of the original, she won't exactly be able to devour, say, a breezeblock, in one go. But for the keeping clean of one's 'cubicle' at the call centre, or the front seat of one's Vauxhall Nova, she's simply perfect. Get Hetty and your whoopsies will be gone in a trice.